Economics
job title: Stockbroker
Ever wonder how the stock market makes money while companies are never actually bought nor sold? How investors make money by buying company shares and reselling them while the owners of the company never rotate? Here is a revealing mental picture about Stock exchange.
A STOCK-BROKER from SSX (Swaziland Stock Exchange) takes note on how his facebook friends
complain about stray dogs. He researches on where stray dogs are actually a prominent problem. Upon discovering he reaches a decision that the next stop is Mbabane.
Upon arrival in Mbabane he finds that the Mbabane Town Council pays on E5/stray dog and ppl are not encouraged to risk bieng beaten for E5. He buys the business from Town Council and he announces that he will pay E50 / stray dog submitted. So ppl actually get jackets and become un-official freelance dog collectors. Upon completing their task since there is HARDLY a visible stray dog.
The money to pay /stray dog is advertised @ SSX as "investment portfolio @ E50/unit", and ppl hardly notices the coincidence of the portfolio unit price and the unit price for a stray dog. (Besides wud u think the Central Bank of Swaziland knows anything about chasing around dogs in town?) The ppl who buy (or actually pay for stray dog collectors) are called investors.
When they ask where their money is goin, they are told its used to buy gov bonds or town Council rates patents.
The purchasing of stray dogs is called STOCK accumulation! As the dogs are few so are the investment portfolios and the price is raised to E150/unit. This will be followed by the headlines "New investment portfolio is volatile!!! Hurry while stock lasts" (the guy in the Merc buying shares DESPISE the freelance stray dog collectors and finds them annoying since he DOESN'T know that they are the money makers)
then the stock-broker tells the freelance collectors that now he will pay E100/stray dog!!! Now even a dog barking outside the gate is considered a stray dog. As the stray dogs become more scarce he advertises that it is now E400/ stray dog. Now ppl with E800 puppies will submitt them as stray dogs for the instant cash.
When all wells are dry he announces, E1, 000.00/stray dog. Ppl go crazey and they need stray dogs desperately.
The stock broker asks his assistant to sell all the collected stray dogs to ppl of Mbabane for E500. As they now know the worth of a stray dog? They all buy a stray dog for E500 waiting for next week to sell it to the stock broker, not knowing they are victims of speculation. As soon as all the stray dogs are bought, The stock broker announces that Mbabane Town Council has brought back the stray dog business from the broker. The Town Council after buying the business from the broker will soon realise that every1 has a "stray" dog and instead of actually buying stray dogs from the Town Council? Ppl are eager of selling their "stray" dogs to the town council aka Market saturation. Bad news hit the Mbabane Town council board. They announce selling the stray dog business and they never find a buyer. The stock broker has collected all the money he paid for in 5 folds.
The good news is announced @ the stock broker's firm board meeting. Shareholders get a 20% increase which is E75 and E190 for the E50 and E150 unit holders. Leaving him with almost E150/stray dog from no capital.
He gets a bigger fund subscription . The investor are impressed by the broker's fund and they'll support him in all furure endeavors. He gets a happy family and huge income. The investor's some of them made losses since they bought stray dogs as "streetwise extra-income". But they are now convinced that the streets don't make money, it is risky only invest on the stock market.
At the end? Ppl's money is taken and justified while mathematically not even 1 (one) stray dog was bought from the ppl of Mbabane as a whole. The stray dogs returns to the streets as ppl don't find them valuable anymore. The real capital here is SPECULATION!!! When ppl actually see all the dogs bieng bought for E50? They were shocked (shock is an agent of mentalparadigm shift) and they start believing in a distant reality that STRAY DOGS ARE VALUABLE.
Investor's money is multiplied, if taken, legal action to recorver the Investor's money. The Investor's are protected but not the ppl.
Remember the STOCK-BROKER HAD NO START-UP CAPITAL!!!!
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Monday, December 26, 2011
As an individual what does PART I & PART II mean?
Cyrillic Investment/Merchant Bank
well u've heard what the Swaziland Government should do (and somewhat u sure they'll never read it). Ur question is what abt me?
Well 1st and formost! If u read this and u happen to be the PM pls implement some of my ideas! Pls i beg.
K back to the question.
YOUTHFULL DETOUR, LIGOTJWA LUSEMANTI!!!
1st and formost, human biengs are NOT businesses! They are complex structures with a stomach, heart and brain. The brain part is easy coz its the business part. But humans HAVE TO EAT and HAVE TO FEEL GOOD! Businesses dont. But humans yep, so now i am talking about the "feel good" side infused to business.
If u r under 30 and u already have more debts than 10k (10,000 SZL approx £1k or $1,200)...be it ur 6 loving daughters or u gold digging/unemployed but spender wife or gf then, i am sorry unless u are SUPER consistant, or hard core DISCIPLINED or u earn more than a 40K a month.... U have failed ko life!
When u r young its time u invest in getting long term investment.
Tips for youthfull investment
- avoid clothes above 1k/item unless its a leather coat and blazers____safetry shoes___lagauge bag___weeding gown etc i mean things u dont wear everyday
-avoid buying cars with low resale value unless its ur 1st car (hatchbacks to be specific)
-buy "stupid" things and put them @ home. Like wheelbarrows, Shovels, lawn mourers, chest freezers(not a fridge, too fragile!) they are cheap and have immaculent lifespan! They also quite handy.
-avoid Common cellphones. Eg Nokia 3310, N95, C3, N73, N70, N97, blackberry all!, Sony Experia, LG ks360 etc. Go for non-common phones, like N86, Dell streak, Nokia 5250, Nokia 6600 slide etc. A perfect example is the Nokia N86 8megapixel. Some friend bought in 2007 for 3k, sold in 2010 for 2.8k!!! Not even the most feature rich phone can deppreciate that slow, why? Because its not common.
-avoid expensive IT brand names, eg Sony LCD TV, Warfadale blueray player etc go for the most finctional cheap product. In 3 yrs in IT is 15yrs! Look at the pentuim IV hyperthreads???? Dual cores? The 9k Sony bravia 32inch @ 4k? The Asus LGA 775 MOTHERBOARD?
- invest in good habits. Eg 2slices of bread and tea to give u that "full sensation" instead of 12 slices of hot bread and soup. Avoid bad happits like smoking and drinking before u get a 20k/month Job.
- invest in D.I.Y knowledge, eg Carpentry, wheel changing etc.
YOUTHFULL ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who said someone should sleep 8hrs?
Who said someone should work 8hrs?
Huh? Isnt it an OLD biology professor?
Pls yaLL, harness your youthfull energy?... Build your own dog house, trim your grass, wash your car and for crying OUT loud!!!!!!!! Wash your own clothes. How can a 30yr old man visit the laundry when he sleeps 8hrs? That is terrible!!!!!!! Add on the hobbies, take cooking lessons, chinesse lessons, guitar lessons and remove ur lazzy bum from the couch!!!!!!!
A sound young adult man should be able to to do 30% of his chores without aid. Unless he works 24hrs, which is VERY VERY GOOD
AFTER INVESTMENTS (INVENTORY) GO FOR THE BUSINESS side of feeling good.
- always butlick your immediate family. ie ur MOM and DAD...also siblings, NOT MORE THAN 4 top fwends and the love of ur life. NB extended family is optional, friends outside the top 4? A smile and chat over a half-half paid drink is enuf. This is for reputation investment! When u are down, acting strange(drugs, stealing chickens ekasi etc) and other bad stuff u can have these ppl to fall oN. They'll protect u only as much as u deserve.
- In ur sim-card have a space of 20 contacts (below 30) and 15 contacts (above 30) outside ur immediate family of Business ppl u MUST neva disappoint. These ppl shud be gud ppl, they shud also show loyality and interest in ur activities.
- invest in Enterprenuership Mags and blogs eg "My Blog (www.boksville.blopspot.com), "Your Business" Magazine, "Succes" Magazine, "Tribute" Magazine. The best answer to why? "We bath everyday coz a bath doesnt last a lifetime, so is motivation".
- invest in chain of command! Know who is "the guy" to talk to, inorder to get a promotion. Know the chief's daughter for fast process when applying for SNL land.
- create an Linked IN account, to see other ppl ur age who have succeded and stop feeling like Jay-Z in Citi Golf!
This is the self-marketing. In America young ppl get to inherit this @ the age of 21, in Swaziland? Average age of 32!. Lets lower the age to increase chances of succes!!!!
After all SIYINQABA!!!!
well u've heard what the Swaziland Government should do (and somewhat u sure they'll never read it). Ur question is what abt me?
Well 1st and formost! If u read this and u happen to be the PM pls implement some of my ideas! Pls i beg.
K back to the question.
YOUTHFULL DETOUR, LIGOTJWA LUSEMANTI!!!
1st and formost, human biengs are NOT businesses! They are complex structures with a stomach, heart and brain. The brain part is easy coz its the business part. But humans HAVE TO EAT and HAVE TO FEEL GOOD! Businesses dont. But humans yep, so now i am talking about the "feel good" side infused to business.
If u r under 30 and u already have more debts than 10k (10,000 SZL approx £1k or $1,200)...be it ur 6 loving daughters or u gold digging/unemployed but spender wife or gf then, i am sorry unless u are SUPER consistant, or hard core DISCIPLINED or u earn more than a 40K a month.... U have failed ko life!
When u r young its time u invest in getting long term investment.
Tips for youthfull investment
- avoid clothes above 1k/item unless its a leather coat and blazers____safetry shoes___lagauge bag___weeding gown etc i mean things u dont wear everyday
-avoid buying cars with low resale value unless its ur 1st car (hatchbacks to be specific)
-buy "stupid" things and put them @ home. Like wheelbarrows, Shovels, lawn mourers, chest freezers(not a fridge, too fragile!) they are cheap and have immaculent lifespan! They also quite handy.
-avoid Common cellphones. Eg Nokia 3310, N95, C3, N73, N70, N97, blackberry all!, Sony Experia, LG ks360 etc. Go for non-common phones, like N86, Dell streak, Nokia 5250, Nokia 6600 slide etc. A perfect example is the Nokia N86 8megapixel. Some friend bought in 2007 for 3k, sold in 2010 for 2.8k!!! Not even the most feature rich phone can deppreciate that slow, why? Because its not common.
-avoid expensive IT brand names, eg Sony LCD TV, Warfadale blueray player etc go for the most finctional cheap product. In 3 yrs in IT is 15yrs! Look at the pentuim IV hyperthreads???? Dual cores? The 9k Sony bravia 32inch @ 4k? The Asus LGA 775 MOTHERBOARD?
- invest in good habits. Eg 2slices of bread and tea to give u that "full sensation" instead of 12 slices of hot bread and soup. Avoid bad happits like smoking and drinking before u get a 20k/month Job.
- invest in D.I.Y knowledge, eg Carpentry, wheel changing etc.
YOUTHFULL ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who said someone should sleep 8hrs?
Who said someone should work 8hrs?
Huh? Isnt it an OLD biology professor?
Pls yaLL, harness your youthfull energy?... Build your own dog house, trim your grass, wash your car and for crying OUT loud!!!!!!!! Wash your own clothes. How can a 30yr old man visit the laundry when he sleeps 8hrs? That is terrible!!!!!!! Add on the hobbies, take cooking lessons, chinesse lessons, guitar lessons and remove ur lazzy bum from the couch!!!!!!!
A sound young adult man should be able to to do 30% of his chores without aid. Unless he works 24hrs, which is VERY VERY GOOD
AFTER INVESTMENTS (INVENTORY) GO FOR THE BUSINESS side of feeling good.
- always butlick your immediate family. ie ur MOM and DAD...also siblings, NOT MORE THAN 4 top fwends and the love of ur life. NB extended family is optional, friends outside the top 4? A smile and chat over a half-half paid drink is enuf. This is for reputation investment! When u are down, acting strange(drugs, stealing chickens ekasi etc) and other bad stuff u can have these ppl to fall oN. They'll protect u only as much as u deserve.
- In ur sim-card have a space of 20 contacts (below 30) and 15 contacts (above 30) outside ur immediate family of Business ppl u MUST neva disappoint. These ppl shud be gud ppl, they shud also show loyality and interest in ur activities.
- invest in Enterprenuership Mags and blogs eg "My Blog (www.boksville.blopspot.com), "Your Business" Magazine, "Succes" Magazine, "Tribute" Magazine. The best answer to why? "We bath everyday coz a bath doesnt last a lifetime, so is motivation".
- invest in chain of command! Know who is "the guy" to talk to, inorder to get a promotion. Know the chief's daughter for fast process when applying for SNL land.
- create an Linked IN account, to see other ppl ur age who have succeded and stop feeling like Jay-Z in Citi Golf!
This is the self-marketing. In America young ppl get to inherit this @ the age of 21, in Swaziland? Average age of 32!. Lets lower the age to increase chances of succes!!!!
After all SIYINQABA!!!!
PART II What the Swazi Gov needs to do
C.I.M.B (Cyrillic Investment/Merchant Bank)
we have learn'd how America, Tibiyo increases their worth even with debt on their name(America)
The outlook? We can't rake in outside sponsers because we known of political stability? Right? Well so is america (just that it was registered as racism)
H.I.V prevelence? Well vele ke we acting reckless as a nation. Taking note @ the vast social circle i have? The Swazi youth is acting crazy! They cheat, rubberless, they honestly dont know which 1 is their true partner. Polygamy! One wife cheats? The whole lot of other wives get infected! The Gov should find a different way of approaching the nation as to AIDS.
That my economic friend is MARKETING! Hidding all the dirt under the rug, is the best MARKETING a gov can do.
SITUATION ASSESMENT!
K we do not have foreighn investers, why is gov not taking over the country? Its theirs lol!. Did we really needed NMC? Nope Metro? Nope. Thats why as soon as they was a small pressure they suffered drastically because they were operating at minimal level.
Imagine, Gov taking all the March 2012 salaries and using it to STOCK retail commodities? That wud mean a retail cheaper than Pick n Pay, Saverite, "emandiya" etc. Buy the time they reach March 2012, the salary wud be atleast produced back and more than quater stock left. Buy the end of the year they wud be all covered.
Manje they looking for neck tie state of the art biz opportunities, like the F*#K'n SKHUPHE AIRPORT??? Imagine 2 airports for a 1million population? Matsapha airport has huge area for advancement! I know some1 will say "kunetintfo letinga tati". Well its tax payers money, tell us whats up!
The word here is, when u starting, always go short term! To cover money within the needed space of time!
Perfect example? China! Basic biuldings and cheap electronics bieng shipped out every 10 min.
Swaziland could go Agriculture (as it needs less technical know how and permanent infrastructure). Imagine if RSSC was a Ministry of Agriculture wing? Or Sappi?
Swaziland Gov HR to do note
- Opportunity scouts
- Nerds spending hours on the internet looking for the next buble
- technological and infrastructural advisors (i am sorry but they need to be from Salessian/Sifundzani/Enjabulweni/Evelyn Baring/Mnz Nazerine/St Marks/Tubungu/Khanyisile u know what i mean )PRIMARY!
-foreighn high paid anti-corruption auditor, with a 2 yr contract non-renewable
-tell the IMF to go fly a kite
-make Sibusiso Barnabas, Police High Comissioner
-buy NMC and Sappi (the world will always need Maize and logs ALWAYS!!!) If south Africa is alright then move on!
- impose the Ministry of Youth affairs to be active in night-time entertainment! There is a lot of money! Short-term money
-fire the whole CTA staff and post adverts to open source. CTA did a pour job managing the wonderfully chosen gov cars! The Swaziland can choose cars Hands down! If all the cars could be repainted and fixed to tip top shape? The swazi roads could be colourfull.
End of part II
we have learn'd how America, Tibiyo increases their worth even with debt on their name(America)
The outlook? We can't rake in outside sponsers because we known of political stability? Right? Well so is america (just that it was registered as racism)
H.I.V prevelence? Well vele ke we acting reckless as a nation. Taking note @ the vast social circle i have? The Swazi youth is acting crazy! They cheat, rubberless, they honestly dont know which 1 is their true partner. Polygamy! One wife cheats? The whole lot of other wives get infected! The Gov should find a different way of approaching the nation as to AIDS.
That my economic friend is MARKETING! Hidding all the dirt under the rug, is the best MARKETING a gov can do.
SITUATION ASSESMENT!
K we do not have foreighn investers, why is gov not taking over the country? Its theirs lol!. Did we really needed NMC? Nope Metro? Nope. Thats why as soon as they was a small pressure they suffered drastically because they were operating at minimal level.
Imagine, Gov taking all the March 2012 salaries and using it to STOCK retail commodities? That wud mean a retail cheaper than Pick n Pay, Saverite, "emandiya" etc. Buy the time they reach March 2012, the salary wud be atleast produced back and more than quater stock left. Buy the end of the year they wud be all covered.
Manje they looking for neck tie state of the art biz opportunities, like the F*#K'n SKHUPHE AIRPORT??? Imagine 2 airports for a 1million population? Matsapha airport has huge area for advancement! I know some1 will say "kunetintfo letinga tati". Well its tax payers money, tell us whats up!
The word here is, when u starting, always go short term! To cover money within the needed space of time!
Perfect example? China! Basic biuldings and cheap electronics bieng shipped out every 10 min.
Swaziland could go Agriculture (as it needs less technical know how and permanent infrastructure). Imagine if RSSC was a Ministry of Agriculture wing? Or Sappi?
Swaziland Gov HR to do note
- Opportunity scouts
- Nerds spending hours on the internet looking for the next buble
- technological and infrastructural advisors (i am sorry but they need to be from Salessian/Sifundzani/Enjabulweni/Evelyn Baring/Mnz Nazerine/St Marks/Tubungu/Khanyisile u know what i mean )PRIMARY!
-foreighn high paid anti-corruption auditor, with a 2 yr contract non-renewable
-tell the IMF to go fly a kite
-make Sibusiso Barnabas, Police High Comissioner
-buy NMC and Sappi (the world will always need Maize and logs ALWAYS!!!) If south Africa is alright then move on!
- impose the Ministry of Youth affairs to be active in night-time entertainment! There is a lot of money! Short-term money
-fire the whole CTA staff and post adverts to open source. CTA did a pour job managing the wonderfully chosen gov cars! The Swaziland can choose cars Hands down! If all the cars could be repainted and fixed to tip top shape? The swazi roads could be colourfull.
End of part II
PART I ....What African States(esp Swaziland) should learn from USA
THE BACK BONE
The most common economical equation "Y = C + I + X + G |"
**Y=pot. GDP
C= total consumtion Goods + services
I= net investments (previous yr investments + new
investment - deppreciation)
X = net exports (exports - imports)
G = Gov net expenditure. (gov exp + (-bonds)
Common sense leads u to know that Y is always
"resultant". Just like the "F" in F =ma [physics]. There can
NEVER be acceleration without friction(opposing force)
bieng overcome. So the F is always resultant.
K back to Y. If Y is resultant then it shud be (-G)? Nada!
Here is the deal. A correct way to look at it is like this Y =
(C + X + I) + G. Making G an independent subject.
Dividing every thing by Y, you get the "GDP identity"
1 = C/Y + X/Y + I/Y +G/Y and taking gov expenditures to
the resultant factor u get
1 - G/Y = (C + X + I)/Y. Via common sense you can see that
IF gov. expenses are increased this lowers consumption,
investment and net exports. Now we all know lowered
consumption and Investment = increase in
unemployment.
Increase in unemployement = 3 times lowering of Y
("ohkums law") since (3 factors affect Y). Now were all
know there is always unemployed ppl (natural
unemployment rate) plus those looking for jobs and those
inbetween jobs (frictional unemployment)! Making
unemployment a "resultant" subject.
So now here is America goin to Iraq =(increase in gov
expenditure). They spend on amour and energy. They
borrow cash from mainland China (increase in
investments). What do they do? They spend on marketing!
= facebook, wiki, AIG, Obama, etc. We buy it. We watch
them announce trillions of deficiet.
Whats next? Tax increase, mortgage. Mhhhhh what is
TAX? Do u think its fiar for a guy earning 1million a week
staying in Tembelihle to pay the same rates as u the
neighbour working for him earning 1million a year!. Just
because Vusi from Mbabane Town council says nihlala @
the same location and use the same amout of
land? ....think abt it, the poorer gets poorer and the rich
gets favours (same shit happens @ Tinkerz nxa!! Well
thats another story **repeat customer service)
now back to Y = C+X+I +G. Now the war on Iraq is done G
(gov expenses) reduces greatly.
The world is on facebook, twitter, Android, Microsoft,
apple iOS. (net exports) X increases. Why? Do u think
microsoft will be out of resources???? Do you think so?
How? They dont do shit, they make software! Software is
the figment of the mind. U dont need trees to make the
speakers of WMP11. You dont need silicon to make iPlay
valley. You jst need a geek and diet soda. But what do we
pay? Millions jst to pay all of bill gates diet sodas.
More software apps produced. Ppl buy it in the States =
increase in C.
They give us (Africans) food aids, why?. Remember when
the US troops were given 1.2ha land in Ejaheni to plant
trees? They plant around 10 trees and left. Thats net
investments ppl! They need that piece of land to build
something of their benefit. Thats why china is "donating"
millions for the technology park. To get the increase in I
now with everything increasing.... What do they do???
They engineer a recession. They show their debts like its
new, kantsi beyvele ikhona. ("bad news shown at the
right time can lead to good news" --- Barak Obama)
during his 1st visit in Egypt exaclty 90 days before the
"uprising" begun.
A recession is when petrol is high, food prices r high,
everything is high. That means what E1 used to buy can
not buy. What does that make E1? A piece of shit! Thats
when bantfu batsi lilangeni liyawa. But what IF the prices
are actually low, what made them bigga was TAX? That
means its expensive for the nation (may eg bread costs E8
yet E3.50 goes to gov). What does that mean? The longer
the recession the more the gov make.
So what happens next? Coz the ppl are suffering now. We
get that foreighn dough. (the American lottery visa).
Invite ppl to spend in America and tax the hack out of
them. They wont c coz we also doin the same thing to our
fellow american.
TAX increase = increase in I. As I reaches saturation. Boom
prices lower down "coz of the damn recession" nope. To
increase consuption!!! Thus befining a new cycle...
As we continue to see the dollar increasing its value. TAX
improvements are bieng introduced in America. That my
friend is the American fomulae of bieng a SUPER POWER.
The economic steam engine!!!! By May 2012 the dollar/
rand will be close to R9!!!! Yet dec 2012 it will be at a
steady 7~7.5ZAR. The American can loose all its money but
gain total investments! They act as one stock broker, they
aquire stock!!!!
WHAT THE SWAZI GOVERMENT SHOULD BE DOING?
Remember Tibiyo? Tisuka?
[[[[please not this NEEDS CONFIRMATION, BUT because half of the swazi youth believes it, it is relevent has the BULLSHIT BEHIND Santa Clause is relevent today]]]].
They had approx 30,000 cattle as start up. as of 2011's average cattle price this is
30 k
X 4k
_____
120kK
(k 1000, so kk or k-square = 1000*1000)
E120kk = E120 000 000 = 120 Million!!!
If they focused on building a HUGE airport or state of the art bank? They wud be 2 million short and the building wud be half finished and money waisted! They focused on cash cows (Magevini,RSSC, Hotels(Sun International, MTN) sharesholding. "it is better to have half of something, that everything of nothing". Now they have a net worth of 6 billion. Infact their offices alone cud be as much as 60 million.
End of part I.
The most common economical equation "Y = C + I + X + G |"
**Y=pot. GDP
C= total consumtion Goods + services
I= net investments (previous yr investments + new
investment - deppreciation)
X = net exports (exports - imports)
G = Gov net expenditure. (gov exp + (-bonds)
Common sense leads u to know that Y is always
"resultant". Just like the "F" in F =ma [physics]. There can
NEVER be acceleration without friction(opposing force)
bieng overcome. So the F is always resultant.
K back to Y. If Y is resultant then it shud be (-G)? Nada!
Here is the deal. A correct way to look at it is like this Y =
(C + X + I) + G. Making G an independent subject.
Dividing every thing by Y, you get the "GDP identity"
1 = C/Y + X/Y + I/Y +G/Y and taking gov expenditures to
the resultant factor u get
1 - G/Y = (C + X + I)/Y. Via common sense you can see that
IF gov. expenses are increased this lowers consumption,
investment and net exports. Now we all know lowered
consumption and Investment = increase in
unemployment.
Increase in unemployement = 3 times lowering of Y
("ohkums law") since (3 factors affect Y). Now were all
know there is always unemployed ppl (natural
unemployment rate) plus those looking for jobs and those
inbetween jobs (frictional unemployment)! Making
unemployment a "resultant" subject.
So now here is America goin to Iraq =(increase in gov
expenditure). They spend on amour and energy. They
borrow cash from mainland China (increase in
investments). What do they do? They spend on marketing!
= facebook, wiki, AIG, Obama, etc. We buy it. We watch
them announce trillions of deficiet.
Whats next? Tax increase, mortgage. Mhhhhh what is
TAX? Do u think its fiar for a guy earning 1million a week
staying in Tembelihle to pay the same rates as u the
neighbour working for him earning 1million a year!. Just
because Vusi from Mbabane Town council says nihlala @
the same location and use the same amout of
land? ....think abt it, the poorer gets poorer and the rich
gets favours (same shit happens @ Tinkerz nxa!! Well
thats another story **repeat customer service)
now back to Y = C+X+I +G. Now the war on Iraq is done G
(gov expenses) reduces greatly.
The world is on facebook, twitter, Android, Microsoft,
apple iOS. (net exports) X increases. Why? Do u think
microsoft will be out of resources???? Do you think so?
How? They dont do shit, they make software! Software is
the figment of the mind. U dont need trees to make the
speakers of WMP11. You dont need silicon to make iPlay
valley. You jst need a geek and diet soda. But what do we
pay? Millions jst to pay all of bill gates diet sodas.
More software apps produced. Ppl buy it in the States =
increase in C.
They give us (Africans) food aids, why?. Remember when
the US troops were given 1.2ha land in Ejaheni to plant
trees? They plant around 10 trees and left. Thats net
investments ppl! They need that piece of land to build
something of their benefit. Thats why china is "donating"
millions for the technology park. To get the increase in I
now with everything increasing.... What do they do???
They engineer a recession. They show their debts like its
new, kantsi beyvele ikhona. ("bad news shown at the
right time can lead to good news" --- Barak Obama)
during his 1st visit in Egypt exaclty 90 days before the
"uprising" begun.
A recession is when petrol is high, food prices r high,
everything is high. That means what E1 used to buy can
not buy. What does that make E1? A piece of shit! Thats
when bantfu batsi lilangeni liyawa. But what IF the prices
are actually low, what made them bigga was TAX? That
means its expensive for the nation (may eg bread costs E8
yet E3.50 goes to gov). What does that mean? The longer
the recession the more the gov make.
So what happens next? Coz the ppl are suffering now. We
get that foreighn dough. (the American lottery visa).
Invite ppl to spend in America and tax the hack out of
them. They wont c coz we also doin the same thing to our
fellow american.
TAX increase = increase in I. As I reaches saturation. Boom
prices lower down "coz of the damn recession" nope. To
increase consuption!!! Thus befining a new cycle...
As we continue to see the dollar increasing its value. TAX
improvements are bieng introduced in America. That my
friend is the American fomulae of bieng a SUPER POWER.
The economic steam engine!!!! By May 2012 the dollar/
rand will be close to R9!!!! Yet dec 2012 it will be at a
steady 7~7.5ZAR. The American can loose all its money but
gain total investments! They act as one stock broker, they
aquire stock!!!!
WHAT THE SWAZI GOVERMENT SHOULD BE DOING?
Remember Tibiyo? Tisuka?
[[[[please not this NEEDS CONFIRMATION, BUT because half of the swazi youth believes it, it is relevent has the BULLSHIT BEHIND Santa Clause is relevent today]]]].
They had approx 30,000 cattle as start up. as of 2011's average cattle price this is
30 k
X 4k
_____
120kK
(k 1000, so kk or k-square = 1000*1000)
E120kk = E120 000 000 = 120 Million!!!
If they focused on building a HUGE airport or state of the art bank? They wud be 2 million short and the building wud be half finished and money waisted! They focused on cash cows (Magevini,RSSC, Hotels(Sun International, MTN) sharesholding. "it is better to have half of something, that everything of nothing". Now they have a net worth of 6 billion. Infact their offices alone cud be as much as 60 million.
End of part I.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
6 STEPS TO MAKING PROFIT DURING A RECESSION
Stage 1: DEFINATION
Profit (accounting) can be considered to be the difference between the purchase price and the costs of bringing to market whatever it is that is accounted as an enterprise (whether by harvest, extraction, manufacture, or purchase) in terms of the component costs of delivered goods and/or services and any operating or other expenses.
Stage 2: FACTS
With less complex business' running in Swaziland, it is easy to maximise profits during recession. (fact 1 = most business are non-complex business in Swaziland)
This means the most noticable expense in Swazi business is RENT, TAX, FRANCHISE FEE and STOCK! This means most Swazi business have about 80% (4/5) of their expenses time-framed!
RENT = monthly
BANK LOAN = monthly
TAX= annually
FRANCHISE FEE = annually
STOCK (the product
So this means forcusing on a time frame schedule, one has to look @ the business as a whole as a "to do note".
STEP 3: INCEPTION
My idea i am trying to plant is? Make loads of money in a short space of time.. Aka "Asian Economics". Instead of setting price @ "standard level" - considering demand, functionality, durabilty blah blah blah!
Consider the fact that no matter how good ur product is?
If month approaches without selling even 1? = no rent. (56% of Swazi Owned Company Closure).
also keep in mind that if this lasts for 6 months the LandLord has the legal leverage for a lock out!
STEP 4: VISUAL FIGMENT
So reducing prices? Will it help? Nope @ all! U have to also include a repeat customer strategy! Be it branding the product better or just providing after sales services! As long as u can make One Emalangeni (1.00SZL) per prodct and sell a million a day? Ull be an over 400million(approx £40 million/ $63million)a year company! That my curious friend is the numbers for HUGE companies like Swazi MTN, RSSC etc.
STEP 5: MAKE PROFIT DURING A RECESSION
If your product is cheap, it is already fetish for the less privilaged! (lol). Once ur product is everywhere? Then u'll become a brand name and worry about the luxury buyers. (eg Remember the ever cheap and reliable VW Golf? Now look @ the VW Toureg/Sirocco?. Do u think VW wud make it in the supercar level back in the days of Lamboghini Countach? Or in the SUV market during the days of Jeep Cheroke?).
STEP 6: BE RESPONSIBLE
After making profit, pay the rent and taxes! Do not do like Green's Restuarant. The rent may take alot and so is Swaziland Revenue Authority aka SRA (tax-mafia) but in due time it will accumulate and u'll be the wealthy man the actor in TV "acts" to be.
Lets See Swaziland's Economy balooning in 2012. After all SIYINQABA!
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