As an individual what does PART I & PART II mean?

Cyrillic Investment/Merchant Bank

well u've heard what the Swaziland Government should do (and somewhat u sure they'll never read it). Ur question is what abt me?

Well 1st and formost! If u read this and u happen to be the PM pls implement some of my ideas! Pls i beg.

K back to the question.


YOUTHFULL DETOUR, LIGOTJWA LUSEMANTI!!!

1st and formost, human biengs are NOT businesses! They are complex structures with a stomach, heart and brain. The brain part is easy coz its the business part. But humans HAVE TO EAT and HAVE TO FEEL GOOD! Businesses dont. But humans yep, so now i am talking about the "feel good" side infused to business.


If u r under 30 and u already have more debts than 10k (10,000 SZL approx £1k or $1,200)...be it ur 6 loving daughters or u gold digging/unemployed but spender wife or gf then, i am sorry unless u are SUPER consistant, or hard core DISCIPLINED or u earn more than a 40K a month.... U have failed ko life!

When u r young its time u invest in getting long term investment.

Tips for youthfull investment
- avoid clothes above 1k/item unless its a leather coat and blazers____safetry shoes___lagauge bag___weeding gown etc i mean things u dont wear everyday

-avoid buying cars with low resale value unless its ur 1st car (hatchbacks to be specific)

-buy "stupid" things and put them @ home. Like wheelbarrows, Shovels, lawn mourers, chest freezers(not a fridge, too fragile!) they are cheap and have immaculent lifespan! They also quite handy.

-avoid Common cellphones. Eg Nokia 3310, N95, C3, N73, N70, N97, blackberry all!, Sony Experia, LG ks360 etc. Go for non-common phones, like N86, Dell streak, Nokia 5250, Nokia 6600 slide etc. A perfect example is the Nokia N86 8megapixel. Some friend bought in 2007 for 3k, sold in 2010 for 2.8k!!! Not even the most feature rich phone can deppreciate that slow, why? Because its not common.

-avoid expensive IT brand names, eg Sony LCD TV, Warfadale blueray player etc go for the most finctional cheap product. In 3 yrs in IT is 15yrs! Look at the pentuim IV hyperthreads???? Dual cores? The 9k Sony bravia 32inch @ 4k? The Asus LGA 775 MOTHERBOARD?

- invest in good habits. Eg 2slices of bread and tea to give u that "full sensation" instead of 12 slices of hot bread and soup. Avoid bad happits like smoking and drinking before u get a 20k/month Job.

- invest in D.I.Y knowledge, eg Carpentry, wheel changing etc.


YOUTHFULL ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who said someone should sleep 8hrs?
Who said someone should work 8hrs?
Huh? Isnt it an OLD biology professor?
Pls yaLL, harness your youthfull energy?... Build your own dog house, trim your grass, wash your car and for crying OUT loud!!!!!!!! Wash your own clothes. How can a 30yr old man visit the laundry when he sleeps 8hrs? That is terrible!!!!!!! Add on the hobbies, take cooking lessons, chinesse lessons, guitar lessons and remove ur lazzy bum from the couch!!!!!!!

A sound young adult man should be able to to do 30% of his chores without aid. Unless he works 24hrs, which is VERY VERY GOOD


AFTER INVESTMENTS (INVENTORY) GO FOR THE BUSINESS side of feeling good.

- always butlick your immediate family. ie ur MOM and DAD...also siblings, NOT MORE THAN 4 top fwends and the love of ur life. NB extended family is optional, friends outside the top 4? A smile and chat over a half-half paid drink is enuf. This is for reputation investment! When u are down, acting strange(drugs, stealing chickens ekasi etc) and other bad stuff u can have these ppl to fall oN. They'll protect u only as much as u deserve.

- In ur sim-card have a space of 20 contacts (below 30) and 15 contacts (above 30) outside ur immediate family of Business ppl u MUST neva disappoint. These ppl shud be gud ppl, they shud also show loyality and interest in ur activities.

- invest in Enterprenuership Mags and blogs eg "My Blog (www.boksville.blopspot.com), "Your Business" Magazine, "Succes" Magazine, "Tribute" Magazine. The best answer to why? "We bath everyday coz a bath doesnt last a lifetime, so is motivation".

- invest in chain of command! Know who is "the guy" to talk to, inorder to get a promotion. Know the chief's daughter for fast process when applying for SNL land.

- create an Linked IN account, to see other ppl ur age who have succeded and stop feeling like Jay-Z in Citi Golf!


This is the self-marketing. In America young ppl get to inherit this @ the age of 21, in Swaziland? Average age of 32!. Lets lower the age to increase chances of succes!!!!

After all SIYINQABA!!!!